I’ll take “Overpaid, over-the-hill National League pitchers robbing a team of a paycheck in the American League,” for $20 Million Alex.

Answer:  With a record of 1-3 with a 5.32 ERA in 5 appearances, he is paid more money than any other player in baseball to pitch 5 innings for a 3rd-place team, thus further taxing their already depleted bullpen.

Question:  Who is Roger Clemens?

Hmmmm, I’m pretty sure SOMEONE said this wasn’t gong to make a difference for the Yankees.  What’s that I see?  Johnny Damon about to go on the DL?  Pettite only has 4 wins?  Mussins sucks?  Hmmm…pretty sure that was discussed on this board back in FEBRUARY.

I REALLY hope Steinbrenner and Cashman continue to run this trainwreck of an organization.  Next thing you know, they are going to trade Phil Hughes for Mark Teixeira or Todd Helton.  Please God . . .