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What is a rivalry?

One dictionary defines rivalry as, “a competitive or antagonistic state or condition.”  But in sports, a rivalry means so much more, especially to the fans.  Perhaps no sport thrives on the concept of rivalry than college football.

For those who don’t know, we are in the middle of an 11-day period in college football strangely known as “Rivalry Week.”  Rivalry Week begins on Thanksgiving and ends with the Army-Navy Game on the first Saturday in December.

Rivalries form the true backbone of all college sports, but this seems especially true in college football.  So, I sought out the true definition of a college football rivalry and I came up with 8 characteristics of a “great” rivalry:More...

1.  Elite – Are the teams at the peak of their sport?  Williams-Amherst, Grambling-Southern, and Harvard-Yale are all age-old and steeped in tradition and passion, but how can they be ranked on par with Michigan-OSU?

2.  Geography – The single greatest ingredient in any rivalry is geographic proximity.  If you look at most rivalries, the campuses are less than a 3-hour drive apart.

3.  Frequency – Part of what makes a rivalry great is the fact that it is played every year. 

4.  Stakes – An otherwise average rivalry might become great, over time, if it carries big stakes.  If the winner almost always or automatically advances toward a championship, the rivalry is enhanced.  It is a battle for more than just bragging rights.

5.  Pageantry – Is the game an event on and off the field?

6.  Intensity/Hatred – How do the schools, the fans, the players feel about each other and the game.

7.  Balance – Are the two teams usually or historically evenly-matched?  Nobody cares about the rivalry between the hammer and the nail.

8.  History – Has the game been around for decades?  Have there been great or notorious moments captured in time and remembered forever?  Have there been games no one would ever forget?

I objectively applied those 8 criteria to the rivalries in FBS college football, awarding 1-5 points per category, and came up with a list of the top-25 rivalries that surprised even me:

1.  Ohio State-Michigan                                 

2-tie.  Auburn-Alabama                                   

2-tie.  Texas-Oklahoma                                   

4.  Army-Navy                                                

5.  Notre Dame-USC                                      

6-tie.  Notre Dame-Michigan                           

6-tie.  Florida-Georgia                                      

6-tie.  Tennessee-Alabama                              

6-tie.  Miami-Florida State                               

6-tie.  Georgia-Georgia Tech                           

11-tie.  Florida-Florida State                           

11-tie.  Clemson-South Carolina                      

13.  Virginia-Virginia Tech                               

14.  Oklahoma-Oklahoma State                      

15.  USC-UCLA                                            

16-tie.  Auburn-Georgia                                  

16-tie.  Nebraska-Oklahoma                           

16-tie.  WVU-Pitt                                           

16-tie.  Notre Dame-Miami                             

16-tie.  Notre Dame-BC                                 

21.  Oregon-Oregon State                               

22-tie.  Texas-Texas A&M                             

22-tie.  Iowa-Iowa State                                 

22-tie.  Washington-WSU                               

22-tie.  California-Stanford                              

Just missed the cut:

Nebraska-Colorado, Texas-Arkansas, Oregon-Washington, BC-Miami, Michigan-MSU, Wisconsin-Minnesota, Penn State-Pitt, Penn State-Michigan, Kansas-Missouri.