File under “Thanks, I guess”.

In today’s NYPost, Mike Borzello, former Yanks bullpen catcher and A-Rod confidant tells Joel Sherman there’s no way A-Rod could have been doing steroids without Borzello knowing:

“No way, with as much as this guy trusted me, would he have kept that part of his life secret from me. He trusted me with everything, and I was with him every day all day long. It would have been impossible to show me everything behind the curtain except for this. He is not that bright to be able to pull that off.”

Faint praise indeed…