Apparently McConnell hasn’t met Aaron Boone… “Although McConnell had no evidence at the time that Zimmerman was responsible for the damages, he was the chief suspect, as he is the only National able to hit the ball farther than 300 feet.”
Yeah, Boonie has been launching ‘em recently. Looks like he’ll get at least one start - and maybe several - as Slick is day-to-day with a wrist strain.
May 9th, 2008 at 9:06 am
LOL… love the Onion.
May 12th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
Meant to post this when I saw it.
Apparently McConnell hasn’t met Aaron Boone… “Although McConnell had no evidence at the time that Zimmerman was responsible for the damages, he was the chief suspect, as he is the only National able to hit the ball farther than 300 feet.”
May 14th, 2008 at 11:13 am
Yeah, Boonie has been launching ‘em recently. Looks like he’ll get at least one start - and maybe several - as Slick is day-to-day with a wrist strain.