Nice. In The Onion today: Zimmy foul ball takes out Capitol Dome.

May 8, 2008
Nice. In The Onion today: Zimmy foul ball takes out Capitol Dome.

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LOL… love the Onion.
Meant to post this when I saw it.
Apparently McConnell hasn’t met Aaron Boone… “Although McConnell had no evidence at the time that Zimmerman was responsible for the damages, he was the chief suspect, as he is the only National able to hit the ball farther than 300 feet.”
Yeah, Boonie has been launching ‘em recently. Looks like he’ll get at least one start - and maybe several - as Slick is day-to-day with a wrist strain.
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