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Zack Hample Needs a Life

29 June 2008 by David

3,494 and counting: Ballhawk is in league all of his own

Amazingly, he claims to have gotten “28 baseballs at a Washington Nationals game”, including “17 in batting practice.”  I’m just glad to know our team can hit that many home runs in batting practice :)

3 Responses to “Zack Hample Needs a Life”

  1. David Says:

    So, after posting this, I caught my first ball at Nats park at Sunday’s game. It was a foul ball into the concessions concourse that I caught barehanded on one hop. I highly doubt there are 3,493 in my future….

  2. The Borg Says:

    Or a JOB. How ’bout this quote?! -
    “I like to take things to extremes,” [Hample] said. “Sometimes I’m like, ‘What if I used all this energy and learned the stock market?’ I would be a billionaire. Fortunately, this is what has gotten my interest.”

    Fortunately?? FORTUNATELY??!! YOU F-ING DUMBASS!

  3. David Says:

    I hesitate to post this at risk of promoting him, but he actually has a web site that has pictures (scarily ranging from birth to present…) http://www.zackhample.com/photos.htm

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