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The Onion wins again

30 June 2008 by Scott Smith

I’ve often tried to write something funny about one of my talentless fantasy teams, but I don’t think I’ve ever been able to pen something as amusing as the Onion’s latest: Fantasy Baseball Owner Rips Team In Media.

Mendicus continued his heated rant, calling shortstop Felipe Lopez a “talentless hack whose multiple position eligibility is the only thing saving his ass from waivers,” claiming that pitcher Ian Snell is “killing [him] in WHIP, absolutely killing [him],” and encouraging outfielder Brad Hawpe to “go eat shit.” He then accused the whole team of not stealing enough bases and “not playing like true Beat With Uggla Sticks.”

2 Responses to “The Onion wins again”

  1. The Borg Says:

    Felipe “FLop” Lopez and Ian Snell - two of the more often and recently-ripped (respectively) players on this Blog. How apropos! That IS one sh!tty fantasy team! Hahaha….

  2. Scott Smith Says:

    Yes, there were more amusing entries I thought than that one, but I thought the players in that paragraph were particularly appropriate for this blog and audience.

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