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Posts Tagged ‘Miami Dolphins’

Bench Pennington

At 1-3, the New York Jets are done as surely as are the choke-artist New York Mets. It’s time for the fellows in green and white to look to the future. Chad Pennington’s time has come and he must be gone.

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The real question is, will they cut off the Earl Grey at halftime…

Ex-pats living in the United Kingdom: rejoice. The first NFL regular season game to be played outside of North America will be coming this season and London has been chosen as the host. According to the article, the New York Giants and Miami Dolphins are possible choices for teams to play in the [...]

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‘Fins taking a Schott at Jets’ coaching staff?

So the Dolphins have interviewed an even dozen coaches for their vacant position, including first year Jets offensive coordinator Brian Schottenheimer.
What kind of organization hires someone with only one year as a coordinator? (Oh wait.) But seriously — the Dolphins are expected to give their new head coach total control (stupid, stupid move), and that [...]

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Wild-ass Dolphins coaching speculation

The rumor mill regarding the Miami Dolphins vacant coaching position has kicked into warp speed — with lots of talk that the ‘Phins will be paying a big bill. Or Bill.
How about Bill Cowher?
How about Bill Parcells?
How about — wait for it — Bill Belichick?

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Same old Jets?

Win and they’re in. It’s a surprisingly familiar situation for your New York Jets in the season’s final week.
As the New York Daily News’ Rich Cimini points out in his excellent Jets blog, there have been no fewer than seven such instances in the last 15 years. I can remember them all vividly.

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Symmetry

During training camp, the Jets traded DB Derrick Strait to the Cleveland Browns for RB Lee Suggs. It was a short-lived deal because Suggs failed the Jets’ physical. (Suggs was subsequently released by the Browns and joined the Miami Dolphins.)
The Jets released Strait on Tuesday … the same day the Dolphins released Suggs.

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The Jets crash and burn

Well I didn’t see that one coming.

I have suggested in the past that this Jets team could win 10 and make the playoffs. Now who the hell knows? Their offense was actually even more pathetic than the Yankees’ in the last three games of the ALDS. The team was just flat.
I think Bob Bullock sums [...]

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No Branch, No Givens, No Problem?

It is I, the resident Patriots fan (at least, the one that actually posts articles on the site) here to offer my quick-take on the Patriots upcoming season. I’ll take a slightly different tact from my Gang-Greenious fellow SimPian Rob Schlesingbrenner’s on his beloved Jets.

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